Monday, March 12, 2012

there's a chapter called Gum.

[1] No One Cares
[2] Money Is Everything
[3] Always Think Negative
[4] Trust No One
[5] You Can't Turn A Ho Into A Housewife
[6] All That Glitters Is Not Gold
[7] Girls Like Being Liked

I found this list of "Life Rules" in an old wallet.

It was a handed out by a coworker a few years ago as a joke.

When I discovered it, I remembered what a kick we all got out of it and stuck it in my current bag.

Over the last couple days, i get caught on it whenever I open my purse.

because it's too easy to believe these things.

some days...a lot of days...I believe these things.

I'm going to think up some counter arguments.